I don’t own a microwave.
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
me about everything
Bitch we are wearing the same thing
panda daycare :3 oh my god
Laura Prepon On The The Queen Latifah Show
Queen Latifah has a show?
HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO
north is growing so fast
Guy: I’m hungry go make me a sandwich
Lesbian: I’m hungry let me eat you
I’ve been in that situation. You don’t need to tell her you don’t like her, just be a dick to her. Jk lol, just don’t be intimate with her. Maybe you guys can just be friends.